Tuesday, April 29, 2008

My Dick



"My Dick plays on the double feature screen
Your Dick went straight to DVD."

Classy

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Atmosphere - "Shoulda Known"

I swear there is a list of songs i have to use during certain scenes i write. this one definitely just got added to the "badass" category including gratuitous sexuality and lesbian fantasies. 

Friday, April 25, 2008

Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into An Imaginary Car

According to the arrest report, Metro Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle.

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

April 24th, 2008 - The Day the Terrorists Won


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15 Year Old Dies During Wiffle Ball Game

15 year old Bobby Wayne Covert II had been in and out of a coma since he was injured in a fight during a wiffle ball game.WTF?!?!?!? LOLPolice are declining comment until a medical examiner's report is complete.

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Kentucky Man Shot When Police Officer Meant To Draw Taser

"(Nicholasville, KY) Lt. Bill Jones, a 13-year veteran, was attempting to stop an altercation between two men when the shooting occurred. The release says that Jones intended to use his Taser to stop one of the men and mistakenly drew his gun instead, shooting the man once in the side."


This happened right down the road from me. Who the hell mistakes their gun for their taser, and I'm guessing he doesn't utilize the safety? MEH.

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Gee Vs Derek- Movie Tavern Drunk Wrasslin'

Again I Love My Life

LOL PUPPY

Nate's Asshole

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

NateandSteve.com

Can I just say that Jordan's submission of "Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into An Imaginary Car" was a great experience. We reached the front page of digg with nearly no friends compared to some power users. It was a lifetime goal of Jordan's, and I can say that I thought it would be cool to get a story to hit the digg front page. Anyways, I'm moving my stuff over to Robert's place. I love my life. You think I ain't worth a dollar but i feel like a millionaire. Nate is the world's greatest.

www.NateandSteve.com coming soon